Dickagenda

When a chick loves the dick so much but she cant have the one she needs at the moment so she uses the next on tje list.

I had to use the chain of command in my dickagenda code book

by KillerKarmaKraftMajic December 7, 2016

dickage

The general deployment of the Male member, in a literal sense, most often its employment in sexual situations. Dickage, while a subjective term, is something that can be discussed and rated by various parties.

While there are several reasons why she may have broken up with me, I can guarantee you it had nothing to do with my dickage.

by Solanas69 February 13, 2019

dickaneedis

A viral infection contracted by around 90 percent of high school females aged 15-17.

Symptoms: very horny, high sex appeal, matching underwear with bra.

Have you seen Jenna lately?? No, she has that dickaneedis and I try to stay away.

by Db leedtthj April 24, 2021

Dickage

/dik-ehj/
Verb/Adjective
1: A slang term to refer to the specific sexual action of thrusting back and forth repeatedly into a partner's orifice, scientifically known as DPS (Dicks Per Second)
2 The act of screwing one over or getting screwed over yourself

e.g
1: "My partner and I had so much fun last night! They broke their record and clocked a total dickage of 20!"
2: "As soon as Dream revealed his face, Dream Stans the world over felt major dickage to learn he looked ordinary. Perhaps they could've used this time more productively by contacting their father figure."
3: "My boss announced a substantial pay cut after I worked overtime this whole week! Some major dickage on their end."

by Anonymous Teen 133 October 10, 2022

cerebral dickage

having weird thoughts or thought diarreah

fuck man im suffering from cerebral dickage rn

by arloc_official August 25, 2023