National cut a mans dick off

April 25th when its legal to cut any mans dick off that was bad to you

Victim:Do you know what day is it?
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*

by kambadassihm March 21, 2021

Mandarin dick torture

An old chinese torture style used to make their victims give up information or just a way to lose a boner if you think about to much. It begins with you lying on your back on a piece of plywood while your dick is hard. The torturer would then get a kabob stick or a railroad Spike and stick it in the tip of your dick. The torturer would then repeatedly bash the kabob stick or nail into your dick with a hammer until it comes out your asshole.

Guy 1: "I'm suffering from ED and I can't get rid of this boner"
Guy 2: "Have you tried thinking about the Mandarin dick torture?"

by Frosteus October 3, 2018

Mangy dick

A dick has mange

Cherly become possessed after mangy dick sex

by Cheryl Ash July 3, 2021

manorville dick cough

something u get when u visit/live in manorville. hacking profusely.

daniel has manorville dick cough

by enowneaknw September 25, 2021

Mangey dick rot

When your balls scrpe up on the side of your leg and you get a rash

“Timmy has a bad case of mangey dick rot”

by 45dfjkl February 12, 2023

Suck your "mans" dick month

This is for all of the delusional or he's ur man but he's not ur man yet girlys. Or gays ig..

Free pass to suck his dick all month without any problems

(Mans with quotation mark bc he's not ur man...get help)

Hey Rylo it's suck your "mans" dick month...are you participating

Ofc

by Victoria #1 Beastie October 2, 2023

Dickmann

Is a complete and total idiot that no one likes and will become a pedo

Look at that dickmann over there, what a pedo

by Legend10112 October 28, 2011