dice test

The "dice test" is process of querying for job postings on dice.com related to a new/emerging technology, with the theory being that if there are a significant number of job postings related to the new technology, it is a relevant/in demand technology worthy of learning and eventually integrating into new software projects. The "dice test" is used by Information Technology and Computer/Software Engineering Professionals to filter out the vast array of software packages/frameworks created that are never widely adopted, preventing the software developer from investing in a technology platform that will eventually die (due to a lack of community/support).

I ran a dice test on jQuery, and there are over 5000 jobs: that's a hot technology we need to implement on our websites.

by rmoss May 31, 2013

Dice Weed

Noun, a term used to describe weed of the lowest possible quality. Better to avoid at all costs

Guy 1: "Dawg, I just copped a half from the plug."
Guy 2: "Oh Word? Which plug??"
Guy 1: "Dice."
Guy 2: "Dawg. Throw that shit away, stg you might as well just be smoking CBD oil. "
Guy 1: "Yeah I know but he was mobile and it was cheap so... we smokin'???"
Guy 3: *walks into room* "Ayo what's good what y'all up to?"
Guy 1: "bout to smoke this bud I copped from Dice. You in?"
Guy 3: "You said Dice Weed?? Nah man I'm good."

by Launchedrain7 February 8, 2020

Chin-dice

Slang for balls. Specifically balls hanging from a girls chin.

My friend Tim and I (Jim) were in Cali for business. He was singing the Tubes "She's a beauty". He sang,.."and you can't touch the mer - chin- dise". I said , "Did you just say Chin-dice?". What a great slang for a ball sack!

She kicked me in the chin-dice!

by BLEAMA January 26, 2016

EA Dice

The cancerous game developing duo that makes unbalanced games to tempt kids to eat tide pods

Star Wars battlefront 2 is annoying me, EA Dice don’t even know how to balance the heroes.

by PortedData February 6, 2018

dice jail

A concept in many tabletop RPGs, where if a die is "naughty" or rolls consistently low a player will put the die in a small iron or plastic container styled to look like a cage.

Player 1: "My D10 was misbehaving so I put it in dice jail"
Player 2: You need another D10?
Player 1: Nah, I got enough dice to supply a small army

by ChoccyMilkConnoisseur July 1, 2020

no dice

1. A rejection or refusal.

2. An explanation that something did not occur.

In either instance, "no dice" is used to indicate that there is no chance or probability of the event happening. Dice represents the likelyhood of whatever item taking place (by the roll of the die), and not having dice means that there is not even a slim chance.

1.
Boy: Will you go out with me?
Girl: No dice. (No chance in hell.)

2.
"I was hoping that I would run into her at the park, but no dice." (She was not at the park, therefore there was never any possibility.)

by Chika January 8, 2007

Frosty Dice

My username dumbass.

Isn't Frosty Dice that cumquat who writes definitions on urban dictionary thinking they'll go viral, but in reality nobody but a few of their friends are going to see it.

by Frosty Dice July 21, 2021