So dial up.

Dated. So last millennium. A reference directed at those old enough to remember having to access information on the internet with a dial up modem.

Hey Dad, stop typing the acronym LOL, it's so dial up.

by Auntie Madz November 20, 2011

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crank up the diarrhea dial

something that becomes really, really shitty over time

Person 1: there's a new sequel coming out for (insert shitty movie) today!
Person 2: oh man i can't wait to see how far they crank up the diarrhea dial this time!

by the elusive bank-teller November 22, 2013

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Thin or non-existent lips, the opposite of the more desirable DSLs, or "dick sucking lips". This is an obvious technological reference to the advent of broadband internet, specifically Digital Subscriber Lines or DSL as it is commonly known, as opposed to the now archaic 56kbps and slower “dial-up” modems, considered obsolete and thus less desirable by most.

“I would have taken her back to the spot for some dome but I’m not down for the dial-ups.”

by dipper5150 May 5, 2009

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dialup

1) A piece of shit way to connect to the internet which offers the following services of disconnections, slow downloads, and/or high blood pressure that results in loss of temper.

2) See aol or hell.

Damn this porn video is fucking hot *fap fap fap* **pause because of still downloading**, oh god yes she is FINALLY taking her pantyhose off *fap fap fap fap fap*, for fucks sake I got disconnected and lost my boner! *fap fap* can't leave it hanging and have blue balls. *fap fap*

by Pantyhose lover June 27, 2005

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