A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.
Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.
by ppbob February 28, 2025
Camp Desktop is where you go when you are sick of playing your MMORPG and need a long break.
Taken from the game Everquest, where the command "camp desktop" closes the game and returns you to your desktop.
Taken from the game Everquest, where the command "camp desktop" closes the game and returns you to your desktop.
PLAYER 1: I'll be gone for a couple months. I need a break.
PLAYER 2: Where u goin'?
PLAYER1: Camp Desktop.
PLAYER 2: Where u goin'?
PLAYER1: Camp Desktop.
by murr2k December 02, 2023
After noticing how much junk you have on your computer desktop, you create a new folder on the desktop and dump all your junk in it. You repeat this many times, dumping junk into folders and folders into other folders until one day when you're cleaning old junk off of your computer, you open up the folder on your desktop and are assaulted by the onslaught of never-ending junk and folders, creating a result similar to opening up a closet one of your ex's has stuffed with mountains of junk they said they cleaned up and having it all fall on you.
Bob didn't really feel like sorting through all the old porn on his desktop so he did a little desktop closet stuffing and dumped it all into one big folder.
by JohnJJS January 03, 2012
VRChat person 1: I really like the throwing mechanics in Desktop VRChat.
VRChat person 2: Why?
VRChat person 1: For the Desktop yeet *throws drink accross the room*
VRChat person 2: Why?
VRChat person 1: For the Desktop yeet *throws drink accross the room*
by PCubiles May 31, 2021