desperation towel

1. When one uses a restroom and there are either no paper towels or a hand dryer, so he or she just uses his shirt as a substitute. In the ideal situation, a colleague or employee is using the bathroom the same time as you and you can use their desperation towel.

Jake: "Hey bra! What ya up to?"
Brian: "I'm waiting for Bill to use the bathroom so I can use his Pink shirt as a desperation towel."

by Ndawg12 April 2, 2010

Desperation Candy

The stale, weird or other similarly mediocre candy or sweet food eaten because the "good" candy is gone and the person eating it is too high to drive to the store. Desperation Candy can include but is not limited to any holiday candy older than six months, anything with dried fruit (Raisinettes) or coconut in it, ethnic candy made from unconventional ingredients, candy found between sofa cushions, and so on.

"Hey, munchie time. Where's the Reese's PB cups?"

"Gone. All we have left is desperation candy; you want peeps from last Easter or some broken fortune cookies?"

by Rupert J. Syphilis April 23, 2010

Desperationing

Having a strong feeling of desperation or doing super desperate things in a super desperate way.

We desperationing.😔🤚🏽~Indira Brown

by Indira Brown October 13, 2019

MMO Desperation

1) Someone feeling that they need currency or a certain item on an MMO so bad that they take desperate measures to get what it is they want
2) Someone taking deperate measures to get a girlfriend/boyfriend on an online game

I saw this girl on WoW chat spamming she'd send pictures of herself naked to all guys on that server. That's a sign of MMO Desperation.

by ExplosivePants December 24, 2010

southern baptist desecration

The new and improved term for the southern baptist convention; adopted pursuant to the scandalous, irreverant, systemic and criminal mis-management of sexually abusive clergy.

Hey, how about those catholic kid fuckers? They should be burned for that shit!
Better be careful about throwing stones; the southern baptist desecration comes pretty close.
What????

by YAWA May 23, 2022

Wiggy Desperation Rack

In the game of beer pong, the Wiggy desperation rack is when you have 6 cups left to hit but are down 3 or 4 cups and you take the rack at 6 because you are desperate and in need of hitting some cups.

"RACK"
"You have 6 cups left dude"
"WOW WIGGY IS DESPERATE"
"They don't name the Wiggy Desperation Rack after me for nothing"

by Wiggy G-Unit March 8, 2008

Situation Desperation

When one sees a familiar face,one who isn't very attractive, and feels slightly interested due to lack of company and more appealing others. Acting on these impulses isn't recommended, since you will likely regret your actions later.

Tom: Dude, I saw Beth in the same hotel I was staying at last night!

Keith: So what? You do anything?

Tom: Yeah, I asked her out, and she's not even that hot. Talk about Situation Desperation.

by Mister Unsmiley April 19, 2009