dendropheliac

also known as a Mckenzie.

The Robb's DVD broke so he couldn't peep no dwarf porn. The chode stepped to the park to find an oak....

dendropheliac by callin' robster a twat October 7, 2004

Dendraphiliac 

Someone who likes girls named after trees

Ross is a dendraphiliac and loves Acacia because she possibly has dendrites.

Dendraphiliac by secret friend October 20, 2006

Nendrophiliac

Same as Kendra's definition, except...

"A person who cannot live without sex...
a teenage boy"

Is wrong, since they/we quite often Ido/I live without sex.

Hef. But that wasn't long enough.

Nendrophiliac by AxTng1 November 22, 2004

Dendrophiliaphobic

A person that is afraid to have sex with trees!

I'm sorry I can't have sex with you in the tree house that tree might rape me and I am Dendrophiliaphobic

Dendrophiliaphobic by Mike DeMarco January 28, 2023

decrophilia

Being aroused by sadness or tears.

“Damn…when she cried in my arms, I got a bone fr.”
“Dude, wtf??”
“Sorry dawg, it’s just my decrophilia…”
“HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE???”

decrophilia by Papishome55 June 17, 2024