A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.
"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"
by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014
Get the dehydrated walrusmug. If something is introduced at the start of a movie/game/TV show/episode that can easily handle the main conflict, chances are that it will never be used for that purpose.
This is named after a massive freak out Schaffrillas Productions had in his "Megamind vs The Doom Syndicate" review after Megamind stops the Go Fish Gang using the Dehydration Gun, but he didn't use it on the titular Doom Syndicate, even though the plot would've been wrapped up much quicker with it.
This is named after a massive freak out Schaffrillas Productions had in his "Megamind vs The Doom Syndicate" review after Megamind stops the Go Fish Gang using the Dehydration Gun, but he didn't use it on the titular Doom Syndicate, even though the plot would've been wrapped up much quicker with it.
"The movie never says that the villains' powers are preventing them from being stopped by a simple gun!" "That, sir, is what we call a Chekov's Dehydration Gun."
by CherryBlossom91 March 23, 2025
Get the Chekov's Dehydration Gunmug. Sicilian dehydrator, verb / Sex act
While having anal sex she farts. This dehydrates your meat stick which a blast of warm air. When you pull it out it will be darkened and look like a stick of beef jerky.
While having anal sex she farts. This dehydrates your meat stick which a blast of warm air. When you pull it out it will be darkened and look like a stick of beef jerky.
Friend 1
“Dude Abby gave me the Sicilian dehydrator last night. “
Friend 2
“Sweet bro, bet just like grandma used to make”
“Dude Abby gave me the Sicilian dehydrator last night. “
Friend 2
“Sweet bro, bet just like grandma used to make”
by L33tZ@Zu July 27, 2021
Get the Sicilian dehydratormug. by Destroyer D 69 December 18, 2024
Get the Dehydrated Whoremug. When an individual has surpassed the categorization of being 'thirsty' and have reached the realm of desperation.
*Coined by Lydon W. Who invented the term after witnessing the extremities by which people will go to achieve attention.
*Coined by Lydon W. Who invented the term after witnessing the extremities by which people will go to achieve attention.
by Justlikerome November 7, 2015
Get the Dehydratedmug. by NikeEliete June 24, 2025
Get the Dehydratedmug. A person who acts beyond thirsty for attention by bringing up sexual related activities which are irrelevant to the current topic being talked about.
by Dezmadre August 3, 2022
Get the Dehydratedmug.