Deez Nuts

the best phrase ever, especially when used to tool females

Snoop: Yeah, so you want it on CD or on tape?
Host: How about a CD?
Snoop: CD? Well, CDeez nuts!
Host: Alright, well how about a tape?
Snoop: Tape huh? Aight, you can tape DEEZ NUTS to your CHIN.

by boom boom b July 19, 2004

deez nuts

Person 1: Yo, you know Phillip
Person 2: Phillip who?
Person 3: Phillip on DEEEEEZ NUUUUUTSSS

by Smith Dogg October 19, 2003

Deez Nuts

The hanging sacks of flesh under a man's penis. Also known as testicles.

Yo bitch, you want to suck on deez nuts. Do you want these nuts in your mouth??

by dasmart one November 19, 2007

deez nuts

Answer to the question "who?" and often followed by the word "bitch"

Hey man...he told you to shut up.
Who?
Deez Nuts Bitch

by DSTONE October 20, 2004

Deez Nuts

for president 2016

Did you hear? Deez nuts is running for president

by jpepz357 January 30, 2016

Deez nuts

Possesive description of the contents of my wrinkly sack when they are in your mouth. Easy way to tell someone whos nuts are in their mouth.

Deez nuts in yo mouf biatch

by Jon C D August 8, 2007

deez nuts

a wonderful and insightful term used to annoy, trick, and entertain others. Usually used following questions such as what? and who?

1: what you talkin about?
2: talking bout DEEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSS
1: Oh, DEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSSS


1: Yo Claude
2: What?
1: You want some of Deez Nuts?


1: Who are you going to prom with?
2: Deez nuts biyatch!

by Mike and Franny May 4, 2003