Deep sea diving

Having to retrieve a tampon after sex. Consisting of squatting and retrieving the tampon with your fingers. Usually there is a moment of panic when you believe it is too far to reach.

I decided to have sex on my period but had to go deep sea diving afterward.

by Satansmokesreds August 31, 2013

deep sea racing cod

A Slang Term used to describe the level of a persons uglyness.

Look at her she has a head on her like a deep sea racing cod.

by Cameron Fell December 8, 2005

deep sea fangly fish

a type of deep sea fish that has christmas lights on it and a custem lure that looks like homestar, but if strongbad were one he would have an cool back deck for dinner and dancin'.

or I could be one of those deep sea fangly fish...

by Anthony Quintero-Castañeda December 11, 2004

deep sea oil spill

When a woman tricks her abusive lover into performing oral sex on her. As he prepares to give her bad head, she raises her buttocks and sprays his face with diarrhea.

Courtney gave Drew a deep sea oil spill after he threatened to smack a bitch!

by Poison2brain September 24, 2018

Deep Sea DOODLE

When One takes a Dump in a Pool and/or Public Beach and does not tell anyone.

1. Patrick's stomach was very upset so he made a Fudge bar in the pool.
2. Is there iced tea in the pool...?oh wait no someone made a deep sea doodle.
3. Fuck that life gaurd its time to for a public dump.
4. Pretty sure whales deep sea doodle like 24/7?

by Sabrenose September 1, 2009

deep sea doodle

Octopus toy made from wool.

I think Kevin just ate his deep sea doodle!

by fifo December 25, 2003

deep sea rolly driver

A lorry driver who drives through the channel tunnel under the sea to bring back rolling tobacco so every can enjoy a cheap rolly.

my dad is a deep sea rolly driver.

by Mrs Turner November 29, 2009