by elpresidentez March 9, 2010
Get the Davey Goodtimesmug. A certified Harley Davidson cranker and a jeep bro. Must drive a big rig with a mohawk and big earrings. Absolutely irresistible to the ladies. Will be the funniest guy at the club. He's a very mildly adequate at wheelies. Smart guy, very easy on the eyes.
by Dot450 November 7, 2022
Get the Davey Haseleymug. Davey is the most HOT!! guy in the WHOLE.FUCKING.WORLD!!!!!! AFI rocks this fucking planet!1 He is not gay arent pathetic fuckheads either. im emo and not afraid to admit it! so those dikheads who hate AFI, go and get FUCKED!!!!!
by Jamie.A.Havok December 3, 2006
Get the Davey Havokmug. A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.
She did say, 'Do whatever you want', so I pulled a Davey Crockett. She's walking normal again after that surgery though.
by John Boy December 23, 2003
Get the The Davey Crockettmug. the lead singer of the band AFI, and on top of being in a band he is also a clearly awsome person i mean the lyrics he writes are amazing... he has changed alot over the years but mainly his hair has changed the most, his current hairstyle is black of course.. in some kinda emo flipy thing,..he also rocks eyeshadow like no-other guy can.. personally i think this is the best davey's ever looked.
*davey havok walks in the room and everyone stares*
"look at him hes wearing eyeshadow! omg its kinda cool though.."
"look at him hes wearing eyeshadow! omg its kinda cool though.."
by XxkissmekillmexX May 1, 2009
Get the davey havokmug. When a person is siting on the toilet, try's to throw there cigarette in the bowl and ends up burning there goodies.
1; ouch!
2; whats the matter.
1; I tried to throw my butt out and burned my dick.
2; Smart move, Davey crotch it
2; whats the matter.
1; I tried to throw my butt out and burned my dick.
2; Smart move, Davey crotch it
by Rusty Collins February 15, 2008
Get the Davey crotch itmug. A Davey Digz is a shark in the water that can smell a fresh kill. He is toothless and cheats on the most beautiful woman he has ever gotten. He thinks he can have this unicorn and his white trash bag too. Rachelle’s are too smart for that. They leave the Davey Digz and never look back. David lost his chance at a real ride or die to be with a trashy Alyssa in trashtic, drastic, mastic. Rachelle had too much to offer, a Southampton baby who got lost in rehab and sharked by Dave. He used and abused her, including cheating on her till she left his toothless stinky butt who doesn’t shower and has flakes in his hair and can’t see his umm pe-n-I-s. He will always remember that beautiful high class girl he lost.
“Did Jesse just cheat on April and pull a “Davey digzz”
“Yeah he will be missing her forever like that Rachelle”
“Omg she was a unicorn, why trade her for a white trash bag named Alyssa?”
“Because he is a Davey Digzz, he didn’t know what he had till he lost her.”
“Yeah he will be missing her forever like that Rachelle”
“Omg she was a unicorn, why trade her for a white trash bag named Alyssa?”
“Because he is a Davey Digzz, he didn’t know what he had till he lost her.”
by Bomb-Shelly July 16, 2022
Get the Davey Digzzmug.