dangling the carrot

Like dangling a carrot in front of a horse. A tease

"She keeps telling me She wants to have sex. I think she's just dangling the carrot"

by deathisajoy January 7, 2016

Danglies

A word (although rather unendearing) (plural) defining the male genitalia as a whole. This includes the Penis and Scrotum (Which contain the Testicles), more commonly known as Cock and Balls. The word is used because these extensions of the human body, "Hang" or "Dangle" outward and downward from their place of attachment.

(Female) - "Danglies!"
(Male) - "Don't call them that! *Shrinks*

by Saroset February 17, 2009

Dangling Disappointment

Used to describe someone's penis that is less than blessed. A very small penis.

I hope this girl I met last night is ready for 2 and a half inches of dangling disappointment!!

by Stitchking July 29, 2011

dangling bacon

It's when a woman's vagina is so streched out that her inner lips resemble dangling bacon.

Cara Browning Chapman needs vagioplasti to correct her dangling bacon

by missing elements September 27, 2013

Dangling Cheese

The jizz that dangles.

Babe I have a dangling cheese on my tip, can you lick it off?

by OLA MY NAME IS JUAN September 3, 2016

Dangling Nancy

A large, dangling dingleberry suffered by someone with excessively coarse ass hair and requires assistance from another to remove it with scissors.

My sister had to help me trim off this dangling Nancy that was really knotted up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

scrotus dangulitis

When your scrotum hangs too far from your body and scrapes the floor as you walk.

Doctor: Sorry sir, but you have been diagnosed with scrotus dangulitis.

by Sweatybollockman July 20, 2017