Cunt Dandruff

Cunt dandruff is the dried congeal of vaginal excretion and semen, usually found at the base of the penis following sex.

The white flakes of cunt dandruff fall of the shaft and can be found on bed sheets, underwear, and in the pubic hair of unwashed genitalia.

Her: Your underwear are filthy!

Him: I didn't shower after we smashed, that's just some left over cunt dandruff.

by frisbee lord November 13, 2018

Baker's dandruff

The flaky bits of (often short crust pastry) that falls whilst eating a pie or pastry.

That pie was so delicious that I barely dropped any baker's dandruff! Truly a spectacle.

by Dongledawg July 21, 2017

Corona Lashaye Davirus

The girl that’s fucking up 2020 literally. She won’t let anyone leave the house and now we ain’t got no toilet paper.

Barbiana: Girl, why you look like that?
Shayla: Because Corona Lashaye Davirus beat me up

by Callmejif March 21, 2020

galloping dandruff

the crabs. pubic lice.
bitey dandruff.
It's dandruff with claws.

that dirty biatch gave me the galloping dandruff, man.

The tide is coming in and i'm getting really itchy.

by B August 19, 2003

dandruff

Dead skin making a glorious escape from your scalp. A pain in the ass...it makes your head itchy and falls onto clothing (not a good time to be wearing a black shirt).

Some guy: "Dude, your head is snowing. Gross."
Unfortunate victim of dandruff: "Really? Damnit, I need some antidandruff shampoo."

by omgwtfsplosion April 22, 2007

daniqua

Daniqua is super cute and so sweet and caring! She has a fun and crazy side and loves her family!

Daniqua is so beautiful, would you look how cute Daniqua is!

by Daniqua September 26, 2021

Unicorn Dandruff

The huge amount of sugar that you get on the last serving of cereal.

Dude, I'm going to serve myself extra cereal so I can get the Unicorn Dandruff!

by Hyper Active Cynic! April 1, 2011