Tom Daley Poop

When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.

"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"

by ForScience234 April 2, 2022

Darley

Darley is by far the coolest person you'll ever meet. He's funny nice and surprisingly handsome. You become bestfriends fast and he doesn't do anything to hurt you purposely. He will be with you forever and rarely lies unless if needed. He's tall and is decently good at sports. He has at least 1 girl bestfriend but many boy bestfriends. He is really really nice and will be with you forever and ever. Don't make a darley mad because he will just laugh. Darleys are the coolest and rarest people alive and they aren't fake with you they're very real. Treasure darley the coolest person alive and also one of the handsomest and easiest to fall in love with.

omg that must be a darley!

Is that darley coming to us? I'm so happy !
Darley is the coolest person ever.

by The Astonishing Asteroid June 9, 2015

drunk as Dudley

Drunk for a prolonged period of time. A reference to Dudley Moore in "Arthur".

Synonyms: Shit Faced, {sloshed, wrecked, hammered

"Fuck. Look at him. He's drunk as Dudley."
"Yeah. He started drinking last Thursday and he's still going."

by Matt----Harris January 21, 2009

A Tom Daley Dive

If one was to perform a "Tom Daley Dive" it would involve the penetration of another man at a high vertical velocity.

A Tom Daley Dive:

A triple front flip to anal cavity!

"A perfect ten for that Tom Daley dive"

by Breadcrust May 19, 2014

Dudley

Large industrial town in the middle of England, about half an hour's drive from Birmingham. Widely regarded as a bit of a shithole, though it actually has a rich & noble history. You can blame Merry Hill for the shitness, or 'Merry Hell' as it is known locally.

Call someone from Dudley a Brummie, and you likely won't live to tell the tale.

A southerner: Are you a Brummie?
Dudley native: No, I'm from Dudley.
A southerner: Oh, from Dudlayyy!
Dudley native: ...we don't even talk like that?

by a Dudley boy December 30, 2012

dagley

1337 player of Counter Strike Source.

"Man, you some kind of Dagley?"

by Ross March 31, 2005

Dudley Boyz

A pro wrestling tag team, usually consisting of Devon and Bubba. Another prominent Dudley is Little Spike. To date, the Dudelys I know of are the three already mentioned, Sign Guy Dudley, Big Dick Dudley, Dances with Dudley, Dudley Dudley, T.W Dudley and Chubby Dudley.

The Dudley Boyz held a family runion and all 9 boys showed up.

by ArmyDave October 1, 2006