A very old name of Scottish decent derived from India and Africa. Usually technically challenged, enjoys a beverage or 10, is an introverted extrovert that when the exterior is peeled away is as deep as a puddle. Will generally have health issues and complain more than an old jewish woman being served at a deli enjoys fantasy football but is terrible at it. Outwitting him is generally pretty easy. The term "no-brainer' comes from his actions
Guy 1: "Hey man, what's your wifi password?"
Guy 2: "I don't have wifi..."
Guy 1: "Dude you are such a Douglas!"
Guy 2: "I don't have wifi..."
Guy 1: "Dude you are such a Douglas!"
by anon123$57mous January 30, 2018
A tall, presumptuous cunt who tried way to hard and constantly shits himself when attempting to leap. Renound for having faggotishly large ears that do nothing but catch wind while he jumps.
by Bob Langly December 05, 2013
by Angeldabaddest March 12, 2021
This is the name of a man that will hunt down any girl he sets his sights on and he'll stop at nothing intill he gets that ass
Only if the girl is under 10 years of age
Also this man can be incredibly gay
Only if the girl is under 10 years of age
Also this man can be incredibly gay
by HEATER HIM SELF September 19, 2020
by Swedish foot fetish October 23, 2019
A ginger with a small penis
by cornelius rex February 06, 2012
(n) To be a Douglas is to be extremely stupid and/or ugly.
Frequently combined with Bernard, or Huckleberry.
Frequently combined with Bernard, or Huckleberry.
by Geee-83 May 20, 2011