Dirt Dobbing

When one sits too far back on the toilet seat while defecating and accidentally leaves small dobs of fecal matter on the edge of the seat.

Roger called janitorial services up to the executive washroom because one of the managers failed to situate properly on the toilet and ended up Dirt Dobbing.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Dob-off

Unusually large, enormous, huge

She was carrying a dob-off suitcase.

I could eat a dob-off piece of cake right now.

That is one dob-off pair of gazungas

by Hyacinth1917 October 9, 2008

dib dob

A retarded child. A window licker. A boss eyed dribbler. A Currys or Comet staff member.

"Have you still got that dib dob kid?"
"I thought you said your baby was cute! I think he might be a dib dob"

by Simon Cowels & Kevin Newman May 23, 2008

bingo dobbing

When your chick is sitting on the floor doing laundry and you walk up and put your balls on her head.

My bitch was in the zone folding clothes on the floor, so I snuck up and went bingo dobbing on her face

by lesterlee April 18, 2015

D-DOB

Acronym for Double Day-Old Balls. Mainly associated with college students who haven't bothered to shower in at least two days and are now starting to notice a lower half aroma ascending towards their nostrils. Can be particulary problematic when the student is getting some face time with a pretty girl.

I can't be trying to tap that shit when I got D-DOB.

by Syd Barrett 1970 September 5, 2010

dob

The act of backhanding one's balls. Made popular by Adam Engel.

"I just dobbed Dante Dillela so hard that he cried!"

by DonnyD June 4, 2004

dobbed me in

Told on you; revealed your part in something to someone else, often in authority, from whom you were trying to keep it secret.

The teachers all know now, because Billy dobbed me in.

by Spellchecker4000 November 3, 2017