Ditchingness

The act of organizing an event, then completly blowing it off, because you had something better to do.

"WTF?"
"What is it?"
"Amy is ditchingness her bowling party"
"Son of a bitch your right! Bad form Amy, bad form."

by EXtremely DISSapointed January 27, 2009

Dutching

Acting like an asshole not in insulting way. Most dutch people act like an assholes. They don't want to insult you but just make fun.

Guy 1: He is acting like an asshole again.
Guy 2: Nah don't worry, he is just dutching.

by Mr.PolskaTheGiantAmongMidgets February 28, 2021

ditchin

Backing out of plans in the last minute. Making plans and cancelling for better plans. The act of not pulling through with plans.

Correct: She ditched me an hour before our plans to go to a highschool party!

Incorrect: She said we wanted to hang out if her friend couldn't hang out, then her friend could hang out, she so ditched me!

by drummer hottie May 18, 2005

Double Dutching

Double dutch also means playing jump rope with two ropes and two people jumping simultaneously; this involves four people total: two jumping and two turning the ropes. During the very early years of hip-hop culture, double-dutch was an element of the culture, and young people, usually girls, would have double-dutch competitions at block parties. After hip-hop began moving towards the mainstream in the early 1980s, double-dutch fell out of favor as an element of hip-hop, although it remains popular with schoolchildren to this day.

Double Dutching was the ninth element of hip hop.

See also 9 elements of hip hop

by Jena4098 September 26, 2005

erbin ditchinery

The royal British encyclopediae of hip new young-people words.

Fiona: I heard nube is a word now it is!

Edna: No, honest?

Fiona: Oh but i read it in the erbin ditchinery(tm) i did so it must be true!

by inyourface-interface April 8, 2009

Tab Dotching

Tab Dotching is a term for cheating in Garry's Mod. It can be done if some annoying kid starts to ddos the victim while they're spamming the tab key. It is very malicious and should be avoided.

Oh my lord that kid is a Tab Dotcher!
Watch out a Tab Dotcher!
Stop Tab dotching!

by BeepTeeBops October 24, 2020

double-dutching

A penetrative sex act wherein the male partner, or partners, switch from penetration of the vagina, to penetration of the anus, then back into the vagina. This can be done in any amount of intervals, including stroke for stroke, but must start with the vagina.

I found myself so into the double-dutching that I was hittin' that hoe between the pussy and the ass with every other stroke.

by choking on the blowtorch October 28, 2007