dirty dick nick

A low life loser who will stick their penis into any thing or person just to be able to say they did

"Hey I just had sex with a girl who had a bad yeast infection! " "What the fuck is wrong with you Dirty Dick Nick"

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 24, 2023

Dirty dick shane

When a man has an enormous cock and kills women by fucking them. Women must suck as soon as they see it knowing they should never ride it.

No way Sharon, I heard he was a dirty dick shane

by Aslutonmaplelane December 9, 2021

dirty dick dipper

A man who sticks his dick in just about anything, regardless of smell or if she even has a heartbeat. Usually men who choose the nastiest of mooslop's & by mooslops I mean female slobs.

He has a reputation of being a dirty dick dipper, he tends to dip his dick in to nothing but dirty, trashy smuts & mooslops.

by pootie87 November 18, 2013

dirty dick nose

Someone whose nose is constantly 2 inchex from someones dick.

That bitch is such a dirty dick nose her head is where her pussy is.

by DirtyWordKobra May 27, 2017

Dirty Dick Face

See "DDF"

DDF is a look on the face similar to RBF but with an added rancid, un-groomed taste of a dirty, bitter possibly un-cut dick lingering on the taste buds.

Is Susan having a bad day or is that just DDF? Dirty Dick Face

by Stinky&TheJew December 30, 2019

Dirty Dick’s Crab Shack

An STD ridden vagina.

“Hey dude how was it?” “Never doing it again. She has a Dirty Dick’s Crab Shack”

by CR1M1NAL7244 September 5, 2020

Dirty Dick Water

While in the shower with the water streaming from your member, you slap your penis towards your belly button creating a stream of dirty dick water for others to enjoy.

My wife walked into the bathroom while I was in the shower and I hit her with the dirty dick water.

by Triplikeeyedo February 21, 2013