derivatives chad

Doesn't matter which way the market goes the derivatives chad always makes money.

Speaks fluent Greek. Basically invented Gamma Convexity. Trades options on Zeta Markets.

Did you see Marty's PnL last week? The guy is such a derivatives chad

by derivatives-chad June 3, 2022

derivative

finds the slope of any function, particularly how fast my life is becoming worse

find the derivative of 3x
actually the derivative of my life’s goodness is -1928271718x^2887777

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025