December 5th

Dudes wit big dicks were born on this day. They get the most beautiful girls(sometimes named Elianna) and they are pretty great to be around.

You can see his dick through his pants. He must be born on December 5th

by KingWithTheBigDick May 1, 2022

December 5th

The day on which you send everyone of your contacts shitty memes until they reply.

I dont know what to write here. December 5th

by oh shoot I missed that December 5, 2022

December 5th

National Wear Black Day
A day to wear all black your shirt, hoodie, pants, socks, and even shoes!

Hooman: “Why are you wearing black?”
Other Hooman: “It’s wear black day, duhh! You have to wear black all day today since it is December 5th.”

by yeetus thy feetus November 20, 2019

December 5th

December 5th is one of the greatest days in the entire year cause only kings are born in this date

What day it is fam ?
December 5th
Ohhh shit man it's my brother Nixter's birthday today
We gon get lit on weed and alchohool

by 3R6! April 27, 2020

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

december 5th

national give ur boyfriend a scrunchie day

alex: its december 5th
ella:oh yeah heres my scrunchie

by ilovefood727 December 5, 2020

December 5th

Today every man with a fat ass is open to vulnerable to being spanked, wedgied, and grabbed. Once you have finished pulling someone’s undies to the sky and giving them a nice spank on the butt, you can sit back and relax because there is nothing they can do about it. Have fun.

It’s December 5th, happy national men with fat ass day.

by Popincorn December 4, 2023