December 5th 

The funniest, smartest, handsomest people were born on this day (specifically in 2006). Outstanding at Portal 2 and TASing in general

Person 1- Hey when was Michael Sanders born? He's super cool
Elise- Obviously December 5th!

December 5th by alystic August 20, 2022

december 5th 

national s/o day. anyone you desire will be your s/o

guy: soo..its december 5th you know..
girl: yup..why?
guy: -smirk-
girl: 0.0

december 5th by agastopia October 8, 2022

December 5th 

The day on which you send everyone of your contacts shitty memes until they reply.

I dont know what to write here. December 5th

December 5th by oh shoot I missed that December 5, 2022

December 5th 

The day where the prettiest girls was born🤞🏾

Pretty girls born on December 5th

December 5th by Yurrr1946 November 30, 2023

December 5th 

National Kiss your fortnite sugar daddy goodnight day. You must pleasure that homie that always gifts you 🙏

December 5th: National pleasure your fortnite sugar daddy day

Guy: Yo Lemme go to your room tonight for all those fortnite gifts you get me 😫
His homie: Ight bet

December 5th by TheGoat34 December 2, 2023

December 5th 

Australia's National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day! Go compliment your girlfriend!!
(National Compliment your Boyfriend Day is December the 6th!

Hey are you in Australia on December 5th AND have a girlfriend? Well go compliment her!

December 5th by ueinxc December 4, 2023

December 5th 

Today every man with a fat ass is open to vulnerable to being spanked, wedgied, and grabbed. Once you have finished pulling someone’s undies to the sky and giving them a nice spank on the butt, you can sit back and relax because there is nothing they can do about it. Have fun.

It’s December 5th, happy national men with fat ass day.

December 5th by Popincorn December 4, 2023