december 17 

national write a letter to santa day

yo you have got to write a letter to santa!!
why?
it's december 17 duh

december 17 by beepboopidybop October 31, 2020

December 17 

Only the hottest, sexiest, smartest, seductive, and just the best of people are born on December 17! Those people's strengths are: having sex and being seductive. Their weaknesses are: being quiet and not falling in love with the hot person down the hall.

Person 1: Dude! That girl is definitely born on December 17!
Person 2: Ya, she's thick too.

December 17 by iurghvfdjghv December 1, 2020

December 17 

December 17 is revive dead memes day.
On this day you're allowed to use dead memes.

Zack: Big big chungus!
Mitch: That's a dead meme.
Zack: Don't worry it's December 17

December 17 by JotaroAzzy December 16, 2020

December 17 

National hug your crush day

It’s December 17 so I have to hug you you’re my crush

December 17 by Alexishot13 December 16, 2020

December 17 

It’s the day the ugliest girls are born. The girls no boy like, everybody hates them

Carly: uw she’s so ugly
Tasha: yeah, know that’s because she’s born December 17th

December 17 by Helllooothere October 31, 2019

December 17 

National slap the shit out of anyone named Lucas

Hey lucas you know what day it is it’s December 17 better get running

December 17 by King Jacob The Third October 17, 2020

December 17 

Give somebody named "Tyler" the homework answers.

Tyler: Hey do you know what day it is?
Friend: Nah what day is it?
Tyler: December 17!
Friend: What does that mean?

Tyler: It's the day you have to give me all the homework answers!

December 17 by Jason Hemsworth November 5, 2020