D.O.U.C.H.E. Party

Dumbasses Outside Useless Churches Hosting Events

A large gathering of people outside a church participating in some sort of organized activity.

"So I was driving down the street today when I passed by this D.O.U.C.H.E. party outside of the First Baptist Church."

Ernie: "Hey man, my church is having a bake sale on Sunday to raise money. Do you want to come help out?"
Brandon: "No thanks, I hate D.O.U.C.H.E. parties."

by D Peezy Fo Sheezy November 1, 2010

C.E.L.D.

When a person treats another person like they're mentally/physically disabled, this can apply for both mentally/physically disabled people, and for people without any disabilities. They can sometimes repeat their behavior, to the point where it's downright harassment. These people who are defined as a C.E.L.D. can be a Karen, Rhonda (red-neck/country Karen), Susan (extremely religious Karen), or just anybody else in general who acts this way. They are found to be too enthusiastic, too nice, overly eager to help you, especially when you don't need any help, and even seem to be obsessive with this attitude because they act this way, especially towards you, 24/7. And not only can 1 person act this way, but companies can as well.

(Anagram for Condescending Egotistical Laud Disorder)

"Looks like we got a C.E.L.D. on our hands."
"My school is a C.E.L.D., because they've been putting me in Special Ed classes since 7th grade, and I have no mental or physical disabilities. They also repeatedly ask if I need to go to the testing room during any test, even if it's a pop quiz that isn't worth a grade."
"A couple of C.E.L.D.'s are approaching, Abort Mission! I repeat, abort mission!"

by explodedelmo January 26, 2021

C.E.V.O.D.

cock eating vagina of doom

Brad: Dood did you hear about Billy? He got his shit ripped by that C.E.V.O.D.

by Brock Lawson June 7, 2007

D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D

D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D:
Delightful
Inspiring
Courageous
Kind-hearted
Honest
Empathetic
Amazing
Determined!

Your a D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D!

by EggyBread February 22, 2026

i.d.c.t.y.b.y.e

from that one vine “i don’t care that you broke your elbow”

friend: dude what’s ur favorite vine?
me: i.d.c.t.y.b.y.e

by :p heyy January 13, 2020

d i c k b a b e

A sexy pre-op Trans Woman.

Dave: Damnn! Dude! Check out that d i c k b a b e!!
Kyle: What?!?!?!

by A d i c k b a b e July 8, 2018

C.R.E.A.T.E.D.

Growing up in the world slowly and painfully but a great reward at the end

John said, "This Acronym that doesn't stand for what its definition is explains my life, C.R.E.A.T.E.D."

"Nah man, you haven't had a painful time growing up, you have had good grades, awesome friends, and amazing relationships," said Billy

"True. then i say it more like D.E.D.," John, finishing the conversation with the annoying Billy.

by Darklubed64 August 10, 2017