The most severe Cock and Ball Torture for nuzlockers especially. Great for Pokemon fans who also happen to be masochists
by cynthiamasochist June 29, 2021
The Sexy Awesome Gangsta Mexican Nigga!!!
My Sister From Another Mister
Dont Fuck With her shes my best friend Shell kick Ur ass
The Chick That lives Up the street
My bestest Friend In Da Whole Wide freekin world
Likes Birthday sex ;) (not with you T so hop off)
My Sister From Another Mister
Dont Fuck With her shes my best friend Shell kick Ur ass
The Chick That lives Up the street
My bestest Friend In Da Whole Wide freekin world
Likes Birthday sex ;) (not with you T so hop off)
Kayla:"Heyy, Its Cynthia Shes A Fuckin Gangster Lets Go chill On The porch"
Marie:"K Kool"
Kayla:"Oh Shit Its T the Rapist That Loves Sexy Mexican 8th Grade Girls!"
Kayla:(Pulls Out Gun)
*POW!!POW!POW!POW!POW!*
Marie:"We Should Probably Get Someone To Clean This Up"
Kayla:"Naw Lets make Some Kool-Aid First:)"
Marie:"K Kool"
Kayla:"Oh Shit Its T the Rapist That Loves Sexy Mexican 8th Grade Girls!"
Kayla:(Pulls Out Gun)
*POW!!POW!POW!POW!POW!*
Marie:"We Should Probably Get Someone To Clean This Up"
Kayla:"Naw Lets make Some Kool-Aid First:)"
by HustlaMutherFucker September 2, 2010
by big.up.elmo June 1, 2019
Cynthia Loves a good ketta sesh but wouldn’t mind getting her hands on any substance. Chews your ear off and loves XE.
by Hughesy1234 December 4, 2018
When a person lets horses consume every thought they have. They love horses more than humans. Any time they see a horse, they just stop and stare.
1. Going to horse shows every weekend
2. Having horse stickers on everything (ex. Horse on the back of your car)
3. Giving up any type of social life to further your horse showing skills(ex. Leaving the beach for a horse show)
4. making horse sounds in public
Ex. "she is going to another horse show?!?! She is a cynthia for sure"
2. Having horse stickers on everything (ex. Horse on the back of your car)
3. Giving up any type of social life to further your horse showing skills(ex. Leaving the beach for a horse show)
4. making horse sounds in public
Ex. "she is going to another horse show?!?! She is a cynthia for sure"
by dougieallday September 2, 2010
Cynthias are naturally beautiful human beings (usually blonde) and possess very sweet personalities, but won't take your shit. They are very athletic and dabble in a variety of sports, such as dirt biking, softball and gymnastics. Unfortunately, their talents cause them to be singled out by their coaches, who are bitchy, worthless, jealous pieces of horse shit. In relationships, Cynthias usually wear the pants (leggings with a thong underneath actually) and have their boyfriends coming back for more, even after the relationship is over. Cynthias always have a lot of food, but hate sharing. As a result, they have to fart a lot, and never fail to announce when they do.
Guy 1: Wow, check out that girl's ass; you can't even see the lining of her panties underneath!
Guy 2: Yeah dude that's Cynthia. She is one classy betch.
Guy 2: Yeah dude that's Cynthia. She is one classy betch.
by Mojomofo April 18, 2016
crazy bitch with a big heart. the most amazing friend that any girl could ask for. loyal, hardworking, and beautiful in every aspect. future wifey and baby mama material.
by mifea0309 April 21, 2021