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Dirty Cupcakes

Oakland/San Francisco-based all-girl punk band
Are you going to Dirty Cupcakes' next show? Duh.
by Dirty Cupcakes Is A Band March 17, 2011
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Cupcakes

Cupcakes is a phrase used to alert another male in your group of a passing female with nice breasts when you don't want anyone else to know.

Originating from the California Gurls video clip by Katy Perry
Male 1: Dude, check out the Cupcakes she's packing!

Male 2: Oh hell I'd like to ice those babies!
by Euphoricenterprises May 23, 2011
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Cupcakes

Cupcakes taste so good.
by Ceviche Rios May 21, 2019
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CumBerry CupCakes

When out of anger or love you ejaculate into cupcake batter then you serve it to an enemy or a lover
I swear to god I will serve you a platter of CumBerry Cupcakes
by DADDY CUMDROP June 8, 2017
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Killer Cupcakes

Coated in a fine layer of pink, blue or green, several thousand mighty beasts are on the loose, searching for fresh, juicy meat. Merking in the darkness these terrifying creatures could pounce upon you, or your loved-ones at any time.

The bakery on Pudding Lane, owned by Mrs Julie Atkinson, has brought this burden upon us. Julie is currently being held captive by the creatures whilst her husband, George, is in intensive-care after an attack. Obviously, we have many theories upon how these events came about but we cannot be completely sure until we have questioned the couple.

The creatures seem to be cupcakes injected with some sort of disease which brings them to life. They are extremely intelligent and powerful in large numbers. They were last spotted thirty minutes after an incident creating murderous muffins! If these terrorsum-twosum come together, it may become a worldwide massacre.

Killer Cupcakes have attacked many including: Bruno the dog, Bubbles the goldfish, George Atkinson and many more. The attacks seem to be extremely fatal to animals. Last week a report came in that the cupcakes had attacked Jimbo, Mr Gozlings beloved tiger. They had somehow managed to strap him down, starve him for five weeks, then torment him with themselves as food.

Dr. Jones, who graduated from Cambridge University some twelve years ago gave us this exclusive theory upon the beasts; “It seems quite suspicious that the cupcakes only attack fat people. They seem to strap them down using magic powers and then begin to starve the victim thin whilst tormenting the victim with themselves. After realising this, I began to think, if I was a cupcake why would I want to do this? I tried for weeks and couldn't find the answer. So, I went undercover as a cupcake and found out what was so bad... The cupcakes are obviously mad that they are been guzzled down by fat people! They seem to have taken offence to these sorts of people. In conclusion to my theory I would say if your thin, your safe. If your fat, diet or die!”

When we received Dr. Jones' theory we began to fear for the nations safety. So take this warning, all fat people must diet! Now! Or they are going to get tormented to death, literally. We cannot evacuate all fat people as we do not have enough space. There is nothing we can do to save you. Your choice diet, or die!

Used By Most scene and emo kids these days!! x
by LawRahhhSaurr!! March 15, 2008
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Cupcakers

1. One or more persons who contributes or partakes in the act of cupcaking.

2. A person or peoples who participate in gratuitous and abnormally disgusting acts of pre-coital affection in the presence of other people.
1. If I come home and see Nesto cupcaking on the couch one more time, I'm going to slap him like a silly bitch.

2. Did you see those cupcakers at the restaurant? I actually threw up in my mouth. I wanted to spit it on them, but I just swallowed it.
by S & T November 6, 2007
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chinese cupcakes

a pair of stolen panties that is representative of the combination "vag-stain/ass-smear"
My best friend thought he was nabbing some chinese cupcakes from his girlfriend's hamper--it turns out they were a pair of ratty old boxers left by the other guy who was banging her at the time
by Robin Pisshole August 21, 2006
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