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CupcakKe 

Writer of Vagina, best singer to ever exist.
Cupcakke: Remind ya, i'm kinda wet run it down my vagina UH wet run it down my vagina UH wet run it down my vagina .........
I change the thongs 2 times a day it's Niagara Falls in this pussy all day
CupcakKe by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 5, 2021

Cupcakes Fanfiction

The most fucked-up, mentally scarring fanfiction you will ever read. Also happens to be about My Little Pony. The plot:
Rainbow Dash goes to see her friend Pinkie Pie. Pinkie makes her eat a cupcake, which makes Rainbow fall asleep. When she wakes up, she's strapped down in Pinkie's basement (which is filled with other pony's body parts, made to look like they're at a party) Pinkie then proceeds to skin Rainbow's cutie mark off, cut off her wings, EAT PART OF RAINBOW'S LEG- etc. Rainbow eventually dies and Pinkie puts her in a cupcake.
I just read the Cupcakes Fanfiction. I will never eat a cupcake again without throwing up.
Cupcakes Fanfiction by Zapps September 1, 2012

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes 

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

Cupcakke 

A rapper from Illinois who went viral after her song "Deepthroat" ("Hump me, fuck me / daddy better make me choke") became popular in Vine compilations. Her lyrics are over-the-top in their sexual nature, as well as just about everything she does (she refers to her fans as "slurpers").
I was a slurper of Cupcakke before she was cool.
Cupcakke by Araragi April 17, 2017

Cupcakke 

the freakiest and funniest female rapper to ever exist in 21st century. she saves d1€k by giving it CPR. she says that his d1€k is smaller than his feet toes, so she finna ride a squiward nose
cupcakkes song cpr goes: Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous
TIIIIIGHT
im here to serve you costumer service
RIIIIGHT
Cupcakke by 2cool2cool4skool December 18, 2021

frosting her cupcakes 

To cum on a woman's breasts. Preferably B or C cups.
She didn't want frosting in the oven so I was frosting her cupcakes instead.