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Dominic Cummings

Used as a verb to describe breaking UK lockdown down rules within the covid-19 pandemic. Or used to describe traveling or trivial activities that against the UK's Covid-19 strategy guidelines.
I did a bit of a Dominic Cummings to go see my nan....

Can I do a Dominic Cummings and come round for a tea, mate?
by AMT1997 June 14, 2020
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Cumunism

I'm off to donate to Cumunism
by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020
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Cummings-itis

Someone who is continually butt-hurt by the actions of Dominic Cummings' trip to Barnard Castle to "test his eyesight" (see "To Do a Cummings"), and can't stop referring to Dominic Cummings' past actions, particularly in relation to absolving blame from themselves or inferring that an action can be lessened by "the Cummings defence", or someone who seeks to blame Dominic Cummings for any fallout of any incident, however remote it may seem.
See that rave people attended? That's because of Cummings.
"You're suffering from Cummings-itis"

The second Covid19 spike in cases is entirely down to Cummings testing his eyesight by going to Barnard Castle.
"You're definitely suffering from Cummings-itis", there's no known cure apart from less woke-ness.

Bloke got sacked for flying a banner over a football stadium, how comes he got sacked and Cummings got to keep his job?
"You're definitely suffering from a severe case of Cummings-itis".
by star2uk June 29, 2020
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Cummunist

Someone who wants to be publically used.
"Nikki Glaser is a hardcore cummunist"
by Codename: Monkeyjizz September 2, 2021
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Femi-Communism

a state of feminist communism where all men must treat women equal and all men are made equal by what they call

de-dicking
watch out the are trying to establish Femi-Communism
by feminazifan555 December 4, 2017
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pat cummins

A man with the heart of a lion and one that is just fucking brilliant at everything especially cricket
Pat Cummins rolled through England’s fragile batting lineup
by Condogs2107 March 12, 2021
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International Fuck Communism Day

A holiday occurring on September 3rd. On this day, people are free to maim and murder communists and anarchists as they please with no legal repercussions whatsoever. On top of this, outspoken communist or anarchist views/propaganda is illegal, and punishable by either life in prison, or death, depending on the severity.
Guys, it's International Fuck Communism Day! Whaddya say we go gut a marxist!?
by BurgerBurglar December 5, 2020
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