by Thatguy69420ya know May 14, 2021
Get the Cummin in ya mother's drink mug.An engine company that builds Diesel engines for semi trucks, ships, generators and Dodge Ram heavy duty pickups. They got famous to all the flat billed hat retards and the dopeity dope cocksuckers when they started shoving them into dodge shipping crate shitboxes. (up until 2002 where they changed the shit automatic to something that could actually handle the engine) You see dodge trucks with cummins engines either driving like a normal truck, pulling something like a heavy duty truck or with some 2 inch pecker retard that hasn't seen his cock since the Nixon administration driving it with a 6 inch lift kit and retarded 5 thousand dollar "mud tires" that will never leave the pavement. Dodge trucks rust away faster than the check engine light turns on in a 6 blow. The transmissions (automatic before 2002) break faster than your girlfriend leaves you when you tell her you bought a 6 liter power suck turbo faggot. Cummins engines don't need to be "bulletproofed" because the company that builds them has some fuckin brains in the tank and didn't shit on their hands and wipe it all over the blueprints.
"shit dude that dodge is so rusty I can see right through the side of the bed"
"must be a cummins only reason to buy a dodge"
"must be a cummins only reason to buy a dodge"
by Lostnationmudflap March 24, 2019
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A “Lenny Cummins” is someone who, although gentlemanly, has sex with an abundance of women, as is implied in the name.
“God, did you hear how many girls Jeff has been with, he’s such a respectful guy, I never would’ve thought, I guess he’s a real Lenny Cummins type.
by Photonatron November 18, 2022
Get the Lenny Cummins mug.Somone who cant grow hair, not because they have cancer or progeria, but because they suck, and even they’re own body recognizes that they do not deserve hair or food or love."
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by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018
Get the #cummin mug.In a nutshell, Cummins Law occurs when you're listening to the podcast 'Timesuck with Dan Cummins' and people, unaware of the podcast, end of hearing what you're listening to--which is usually dark, crude humor, leading to embarrassment.
This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
I fell victim to the Cummins Law, today.
Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...
Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)
My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...
Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)
My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
by Timesucker941 May 24, 2024
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