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cum-stained is how a guy's sheets, underwear, and jockstaps get after he's blown his load on them multiple times.
I like to sniff and wear Matt's , my cadet roomie's, cum-stained underwear and jockstaps -- I even like to sleep on his sheets!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
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pillow-case cum-stains

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pillow-case cum stains are the tell-tale ivory-colored remainders of cumgasms that a guy gets all over his wonder-pillow when he fucks it and blows his load.
When I was a teenager, my Mom asked me what the stains were on my pillow-case -- I didn't tell her they were pillow-case cum-stains -- I told her they must be slobber stains of mine made when I was asleep!
by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021
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cum stains banies

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a very large muscle man with a 3 inch perma slagging being black cock
oh get ready for a cum stains banies you sexy fuck
by Banies bum December 22, 2019
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cumstain

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Although often referred to as a side effect of blowing one's load, this is also an acceptable term for someone who is stupid, lame, a douche bag, or simply a raging tool whom you feel utter disdain for.
Hey, cumstain, why the hell did you eat my sandwich?
by B-Mac! May 23, 2007
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cumstain

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Whats left on your boxers after you download pron.
I woke up the next morning and the sheets were stuck to my cumstains!!!1
by big joe April 26, 2003
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the cursed cumstain

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after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing
guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil
by mascow July 26, 2016
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cumstain

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1.n) a stain resulting from the presence of cum 2. adj) something that has a negative referance
1. I got a cumstain on my shoe!
2. You are such a cumstain!
by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002
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