cocktastic

1. Abysmal
2. The opposite of fantastic.
3. The equivalent of having a large sweaty cock dangled in your face.

Michael Bay continues his crusade to flood the earth with cocktastic films.

by Jonny Nakamura December 5, 2010

fucktastic

Better than fantastic, almost beyond the description of words.

My wife's cooking is fucktastic.

That girl is fucktastic in the sack!

The Florida Gators are fucktastic at football.

by ShinzonKoroth April 10, 2008

Fucktastic

When things go horribly wrong or circumstances lead to a frustrating event.

tom: Lets me get this straight.... we just got fired, we have no beer or liquer, and we live in a dry county? well isn't that fucktastic!

by Random names August 18, 2007

Cumtastic

it is when you feel orgasmic and fantastic at the same time. it a like a burst of happiness and cumingness.

i feel cumtastic when i see ashleys tities.
it makes me wanna burst out a huge orgasm and shoot skeet flames all over her

by ballslsls August 13, 2008

cuntastic

Opposite of cuntrageous. Adjective used to describe a desirable or fantastic situation or event.

WE WON LOTTO! Cuntastic!

by Ryan September 13, 2004

Cumtastic Thunder Cunt

adj.-One who loves being filled with man juice, and is a roaring std filled pussy. Permiscous and full of homosexual intentions.

Bills is a cumtastic thunder cunt, he never drinks with the gang.

by Tecate Delima May 27, 2009

Fucktastic

equivalent to fantastic...fuck just make it sound more appealing

man that was FUCKTASTIC

by Shajahan Shaharia May 28, 2006