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Discribes being noticably dirty involving hygene, style, or sexuality.
1."The girls locker room smells like vagina and hair spray, and that's pretty god-damn crunchy."
2."Did you see Lucy's plaid hot pants? Those are fucking crunchy."
3."Man, Steve calls himself Captain and wraps his dick in duct tape when he jerks off. . .that's a little to crunchy for my taste."
crunchy by Rachel Is Legand June 2, 2005
1: Something that is defined with the sound "crunch"
2: One's underwear after one week of not washing yet not wearing
3: Sweaty socks that have set out for far to long and are stiff
4: The sound of a human head collapsing in
"After several weeks of not wearing them my socks felt quite crunchy as I slipped them on."
crunchy by J Tanner Ivy March 10, 2005
a verb describing someoen who is mad
crunchy by *<] : ) August 21, 2004
keeping one's cool in the most trying of times. Etymology: cap'n crunch, the cereal which stays crunchy in milk; it keeps shit mad real. hence, when an individual does not life to get the best of him/her, that person is staying crunchy.
"how you doin today?"
"stayin' crunchy."
crunchy by grantaclause December 17, 2007
I think Kim is gorgeous and nice. Crunchy for sure!
crunchy by wescoe23 June 24, 2008
Term showing a liking toward an event or object.
Jason laid down a crunchy groove on guitar hero.
crunchy by k- tac August 6, 2007