Crunchies

Crack induced munchies

I just shot up and now i have the Crunchies real bad

by kylebar7 September 30, 2010

crunchlets

A small amount of something often left over. Or small facts, kinda like a tidbit.

"could you find anything on harper?"

"no"

"really? not even any crunchlets of info?"

by lumpkina December 18, 2007

Crunchies

The main stalk in a lettuce leaf that provides a crunchy texture and ruins a good salad

This salad was mostly crunchies which made it basically inedible

by Mbwata December 26, 2017

Kitty Cat Crunchies

Dried cat droppings and urine absorbed into cat litter. Usually termed once the pet dog is munching out on said litter described above.

I caught the dog munching out on kitty cat crunchies. Gross, but they should totally make a dog food like that. It would sell like crazy!

by hardtopickname February 27, 2013

crunchies

Nickname used by tankers for infantry soldiers. Refers to the noise they make when the tank runs 'em over.

Don't steer tool close to that wall. Some crunchies are nearby.

by t26e4 April 19, 2014

crunchies

What stupid people call smart people.

What those crunchies don't understand is that America is the ruler of the free world, and if you don't love it you'd better get out of town.

by Ashibaka June 27, 2003

crunchlet

Feces that has dried on to hair surrounding the anus. They are commonly found in a roughly spherical shape and require extraordinary effort (adding water) to remove.

I had a mad case of the crunchlets this morning. Had to soften them up with a spray bottle.

by nobodyfamous2 January 25, 2011