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Cumpaste

John: What the fuck is Cumpaste!
Sarah: The toothpaste I made with my man’s cum
John: Fucking gross Sarah!
by DeathAssassin12 June 14, 2025
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Crumpsatuntical

The act of being a self-adsorbed and narcissistic.
I was very Crumpsatuntical on return of the webinar.
by turkeygobble September 18, 2025
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KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat
HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020
by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020
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