matthew crowley

A guy that uses girls when he wants to get his dick wet and ignore them otherwise, who pretends he's a 'friend' but goes quiet when he isn't using someone

God look at that guy, see how he treats those girls, such a matthew crowley

by care0 September 1, 2017

Sean Crowley

Loves legs on French bus journeys

Sean Crowley loves American legs

by Maeveomahoney November 28, 2018

crowley

v,n. to shit, puke, fuck up, or do anything that is frowned upon; an insulting name

wanna light some shit on fire tonite?
nah guy i'm gonna go crowley on rachel's chest

after 47 beers, Fitzy couldn't help but to crowley in MacPherson's sock drawer.

Leroy's dog crowlied on the sidewalk and some homeless turd burglar ate it. What an asshole.

don't be such a fuckin crowley

by Claude St. Balls November 21, 2010

Crowley

A male who is innept at social discourse
One who treats others with disrespect
A man worthy of censure

Man I hate that guy, he's such a Crowley.

My boyfriend is being a totaly Crowley to me today.

I thought he was a cool guy but he turned all Crowley once I got to know him.

by ruby_slippers May 26, 2008

Crowley

A person who acts and says they are ripped out of their mind and brags about how much muscle and drugs they have in their altoid can, when really they are weak and their altoid cans only have altoids in them.

"Guess whats in my altoids can?"
"Shut up Crowley"

by Da Kid Boi Killa July 25, 2006

crowleysaurus

An extremely shy and timid creature rarely found in the wild and more commonly found in captivity, can normally be observed on a couch or other padded setting fondling a nut sack ( normally his own);; sexually stimulated by the scent of bacon, and when bothered or annoyed responds with a warning of 'ah bro' or 'nooooooo'. Crowleysaurus are in a constant state of hibernation, accumulating mass and cultivating sweet foods. The only known crowleysaurus in existence is 24 years to date, but the expected lifespan is anywhere from 25-32 years old, an diabetes will more than likely be the cause of death. Crowleysaurus form long term mostly monogamous relationships with robasaurus, and mating rituals can be observed via intimate World of Warcraft play. Physical characteristics include white spy sun glasses, a half drank beer, a poorly cut cutoff, a beard that could get you on a child porn watch list, and flops...flow is rare but had been seen occasionally, often sub par. His best friend is often a regadamous.

Stevasaurus rex can often be considered a crowleysaurus

by Crowleysaurus November 27, 2013

The Crowley's

When you're shit turns green due to untreated VD

1. Yo Katie I just shat a Crowley

2. Man! you're full of the Crowley's

by Mizzle Frizzle June 11, 2006