Coroning

avoiding all contact with the outside world. Sitting in your bed watching David Dobrik and Todd fight over who gets to have children with Natalie. Also watching an overwhelming number of TikTok videos. Also looking like a rotten idiot sandwich.

Hey, wanna go to the mall today after school? No sorry, I'm coroning tonight.

by gamerbotqueen-after-callofduty April 7, 2020

Croning

Mining specifically diamond ores in mincraft.

I was croning in the mines today. We're gonna be rich!

by Vanice June 5, 2021

cooning around

when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.

John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.

by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023

crowning

when shit in your asshole builds up when you have to take a shit really bad.

by ben June 5, 2003

crowning

one person on their knees in the middle of a circle-jerk of 3 or more guys waiting as they all bust their nuts on his/her head

"Man, I heard that fraternity was crowning all their new pledges!"

by hard2break July 30, 2012

cooning out

1:a general term used for when a white person starts acting black or very stupid.

2:when a person of any race starts to smell like B.O and eats goat meat or roadkill

what ya cooning out for man?

ewww shit, you smell like B.O, your really cooning out here

by dont be a coon all your life May 3, 2008

croaning

A) The act of thoroughly washing ones testicles.
B) Bathing specifically for the purpose of washing testicles.

Could also be seen as the male equivalent of "I'm washing my hair", as it can be used as an excuse or obscure rejection.

Sam: Hey man, wanna come down the pub?

Tom: Nah, can't dude I'm croaning tonight.

(I croan, They croaned, He is croaning, You are a croaner)

by Splodgers July 19, 2010