Kentucky Hall Crawler

When a voluptuous woman attached a suction cup dildo to a mans lower back, and rides him like a steed as he shits on the carpet.

My wife finally asked me to perform the Kentucky Hall Crawler

by Stan McCormack February 4, 2021

Night Crawlers

A suggestively homosexual game played by Charlie and Frank from the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The game consists of Frank and Charlie crawling around in the night together like worms.

"Why do we never play night crawlers anymore huh frank?"

by Butta Steez October 12, 2009

What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

michael cawley

Chuck Norris's personal trainer who after teaching him decided to go on a sabbatical but only to never return. His whereabouts are unknown, but rumors exit that he now teaches other young students

He left and I assume that he's pulled a michael cawley

by Pharmacy Zen October 24, 2009

pole crawler

An ugly stripper, a fat stripper

YO dude that pole crawler has quite the mug on her !!!

by Joe LaRussa July 23, 2006

Café Crawler

A motorcycle which has been modified to appear similar to a café racer, although shares few if any qualities of a legitimate café racer. This motorcycle will typically have lower handle bars, missing air box, and aftermarket muffler however will handle worse and have less power than if it were left stock.

That café crawler will only reach the ton if it goes off a cliff.

Your bike is not a café racer, it is a café crawler and you are in denial.

by MotoSurgeon October 6, 2011

monkey crawler

A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.

The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.

by Biomed88 October 13, 2013