1. When a computer crashes at such a fundamental level that it can no longer control the CRT in the monitor, thus the monitor displays a screen of static.
by Adam Wilson December 30, 2003
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Get the That's not very cash money of you mug.To purposely become intoxicated and either pass out or sleep on a floor/bed/sofa/animal/member of the opposite sex at an appropriate social event.
"Mark, are you smashing and crashing at that partay tomorrow?"
"Aye, I am pulling a 'smash and crash' tomorrow Alex"
"Aye, I am pulling a 'smash and crash' tomorrow Alex"
by alexbericheath October 4, 2008
Get the Smash and Crash mug.What happens when too many people try to access a website (particularly the Australian ticketing website, Moshtix), forcing the system to 'crash'.
girl: hey! did you get Splendour in the Grass tickets?
boy: Nooo! i got booted off Moshtix a thousand time's 'cause the server kept crashing! I hope it rains all weekend! (system caused a Server Crash)
boy: Nooo! i got booted off Moshtix a thousand time's 'cause the server kept crashing! I hope it rains all weekend! (system caused a Server Crash)
by wasteofmyday May 6, 2010
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Get the stock market crash mug.Post-System-Crash Depression (or PSCD) is the inevitable feeling and/or onset of depression brought on by the failure of a significant electronics item. It is marked by the general symptoms of depression usually centered around the idea that the 'reliable' system they had been using has failed them utterly. Examples of failures that may cause the condition include (but are not limited to):
1) Video Game Crashes after significant amounts of unsaved progress
2) Computer component failure
The only know cure for PSCD is time. Eventually the individual will reconcile with his system and accept its faults and try to improve upon them. In some cases though, therapy has been shown to aid the process.
While normally applied to electronics, PSCD can be used to describe similar symptoms that occur due to the failure of a physical system.
PSCD condition may be related to a the phenomenon of losing ones invincibility virginity, an occurrence in which a victim becomes depressed after having a significantly traumatic even occur to them, who before didn't think or realize such a thing could befall them.
1) Video Game Crashes after significant amounts of unsaved progress
2) Computer component failure
The only know cure for PSCD is time. Eventually the individual will reconcile with his system and accept its faults and try to improve upon them. In some cases though, therapy has been shown to aid the process.
While normally applied to electronics, PSCD can be used to describe similar symptoms that occur due to the failure of a physical system.
PSCD condition may be related to a the phenomenon of losing ones invincibility virginity, an occurrence in which a victim becomes depressed after having a significantly traumatic even occur to them, who before didn't think or realize such a thing could befall them.
Guy 1: Man, Steve's been unhappy all week. I thought hed be happy once he'd got his computer back.
Guy 2: Well, you know. It's that Post-system-crash depression. He just doesn't think thing s will ever be the same.
Guy 2: Well, you know. It's that Post-system-crash depression. He just doesn't think thing s will ever be the same.
by turtlbrdr November 12, 2010
Get the Post-System-Crash Depression mug.The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”
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