cranium paste

the blood spattered on the ground from getting sniped.

check out that cranium paste from my kill.

by dragonprince129 December 15, 2009

cranium uppercut

When somebody uses their skull to hit your nose from underneath! Auch.

"Oh shit, my girlfriend just cranium uppercutted my nose. I can't go to class for two days straight!!" - Asbear

by PussyDonut February 27, 2011

craniumbate

the act of mentally masturbating or mentally engaging in coitus.

also referenced as: mind-porking, brain-loving, thought-boinking, headbanging, or ponder-spunking.

Did you hear that new song by That Band You Like?

Oh shit yeah! Excuse me while i craniumbate.

by roflsaurusOVILLE June 6, 2012

craniumcell

The alpha cel of the human meatball brain also named as stem cell,
if someone has no cranium cell he is dumb or mentally handicapted.

you have enough craniumcell in ya hed to think.

by malmaarmals December 15, 2017

Cranium drizzle

Psychological term for individuals who are powerfully confused, have low IQs or are an order of fries short of a Happy Meal, yet, believe their ideas and thoughts to be unique, revelatory or insightful to others. Intelligent people have "brain storms".

His idea of using mesh to manufactor covid masks was a cranium drizzle.

by PMCSJ January 30, 2021

craniumcommander

A small streamer. Enough said.

Have you heard of craniumcommander?

No.

Understandable.

by craniumcommander April 11, 2021

Cranium

the bulging ass part of your head used to beat your family with.

I wacked my mom with my cranium after she told me to wash the dishes.

by unknownaxhl January 11, 2022