Jew crackers

Matsah. Unleavend bread. Eaten at Passover.

I love to eat Jew crackers with butter!

by Shlomoh Matsah March 4, 2009

Hoes and Crackers

What you say when you cant swear or cuss but really want to. Like "mother fucker" but cleaner for grandmas soul.

Faith *Dies in video game*
OH "hoes and crackers"

Child *Stubbs toe*
HoEs and CraCkERz

by Spacethefinalcountdown April 18, 2019

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights

The name of chips in the UK

Oi mate can oiey ave' sum Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights?

Sure m8!

by pencilwizard11 March 14, 2021

Crackers

People who do crack.

Friends: We're crackers
Me: How?

Friends: Cause we do crack
Me: WOWWWW

by Jacie11111 April 18, 2019

Porn Crackers

Tissues used for post-masterbation clean-up and left to go hard. Also known as wankier mâché, wankerchiefs, bedroom popadoms, or wankers crisps.

Originally from Viz magazine's Profanasaurus.

There's enough porn crackers here to make snow angels on the bedroom floor!

by NYCockExchange November 23, 2011

CrackerGame

When a group of males in a circle ejaculate on a saltine cracker and the last person to eject his sperm onto the cracker has to eat the cracker.

Jimmy togammmy bobby and cris are all playing the crackergame cris cums last so he eats the cracker

by Soggy Saltine June 20, 2012

crackerjax

lv 70 paladin in the world of warcraft. is one tough badass with tier 5 gloves. people in archimonde bow to him

dude, did u see crackerjax pwn lightforce yesterday?

by kimbo_slice October 16, 2007