The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013
It's been a pleasure.
Thanks for enjoying La Crème mousses, yogurts
and coffee creamers over the years.
Unfortunately, we've decided to discontinue our product line,
but want you to know how much your business
and support has meant to us.
Thanks for enjoying La Crème mousses, yogurts
and coffee creamers over the years.
Unfortunately, we've decided to discontinue our product line,
but want you to know how much your business
and support has meant to us.
by SPrice1980 May 13, 2023
We wanted you to hear it from us first: The La Crème brand is being discontinued and your favorite mousses, yogurts and coffee creamers will no longer be available. Thank you for supporting us over the years and sharing our love for real dairy.
by SPrice1980 April 26, 2023
by Charmon90 May 07, 2023