cousin

A Texan's marriage partner.

"Bessy Mae might done be mah cousin but she done did me!"

by 1337W422102 March 8, 2005

cousin

Like a brother to me. My bestfriend. 1 of 2 of my closet cousin.

whos my cousin hes my bestfriend

by beadleslover15 March 9, 2011

cousin it

The act of ejaculating on a females face then stickin her hair to the man juice. Similar to an "Abe Lincoln" but shaving of hair is not necesary.

After i came on her face i gave her a cousin it.

by M.A.C July 27, 2006

The Cousin IT

The act of cumming on the sleeping females forehead and then swiping a layer of hair over it. Creating the infamous cousin it look.

The bitch fell asleep on me so I pulled the cousin It.

by Manbat666 January 13, 2009

cousin

n. marijuana

Derived from the code: "Cousin Herb", or herb. Used when trying to score a bag when you are parinoid that someone might be listening.

Do you think you could get ahold of your cousin for me?

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

Cousin It

Starting off with either a spiderman, regular facial or if you are a badass, the raspberry swirl. You then flip the victims hair over her head where it will then stick to her face and give the resemblence to Cousin It.

Derrick: Yo what up?
Bobby: Not much, choppin' it easy! You?
Derrick:Choppin' down the block, cause I'm just tryin' to do, what i'm tryin to do, cause we was tryin' to do, what we was tryin' to do! Know what i'm sayin?
Bobby: No
Derrick: What you do last night?
Bobby: I took this ho back to the hizzy, and I had to crank dat spiderman right up in that bitches face, she started screamin and i flipped that bitches weave over her head, and it stuck to her face and she looked like Cousin It, son!
Derrick:Oh

by Ole Blue Nuckle January 5, 2009

cousins

1. To be vampyric; Reclusive, phobic of light, skin white to the point of translucency, a taste for human blood.

2. Bat-like

Geez, maybe you should go out today, you're turning into a bit of a cousins.

by Obafemi Martins April 13, 2008