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Costa Rican Goggles

When one places a female partner's generously proportioned breasts over the eyes, such that they rest upon the face like goggles or similar eyeware.

May be supplemented by a bronski (aka Motorboat).
Upon engaging in some provacative behavior with Albabe, Moltisanti decided to slide on a nice set of Costa Rican Goggles, smiling enthusiastically with his eyes cover by some fabulous New York Booooooobs.
by MafiosoMasterpiece September 8, 2009
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Costa Rica

Like Hawaii only there are things to do besides sit in the sun. it is also a lot cheaper to go to.
"wana go to hawaii?"
"hell no, costa rica is so much better."
by a brute November 17, 2005
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a costas

if you never met a "costas", you probably should be a blessed. if you do know a costas, you are very aware of how gay and pathetic they are. costas' usually like to brag about their lifestyle when it is pretty shitty and brag about their money. their parents most of the time wish they haven't had them and probably wanted a girl instead of a "costas". if you ever encounter one, please visit a doctor to help with suicidal thoughts.

they tend to wear ugly ass neon nike shoes that are outdated and make you want to rethink living. on the other hand, theyre occasionally "smart" but on the outside, they act autistic and fucking dumb as shit.

costas' likes to brag about their love also. despite the fact, they really never talk to their partner. their relationships usually last for maximum 2 days.

costas' have huge egos and like to "roast" people when they clearly haven't seen themselves

lastly, costas' are very sexual and would probably never get laid and die as a virgin.

example:
person 1: are you dating a costas?
person2: yes, i love him!
person 1: you should reconsider living and fuck off you dumb bitch

another example:

person 1: did i just hear a roast from a costas?
person 2: yes, it sucks dick
person 1: i wish these dumb ass costas would stop breeding
by thatcockyboybitch455 December 30, 2016
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Costaguatamexaria

Pronoun
Conjugation of several Central American countries proper names. Commonly used by those with little to no grasp on geography outside of their own.

- When a friend travels home to a foregin country in South or Central America and you are unable to recall exactly which country they are from, or as mentioned, which country they have or will travel to
"Hey Alejandro, how was your trip to Costaguatamexaria?"

Jennifer: "I'm so jealous of her dark skin, she doesn't even tan Carol!"
Carol: "Shut up talking Jennifer! I wish I had skin like that. Where is she from anyway?"
Jennifer: "She's from Costaguatamexaria somewhere."
Carol: "O, I love it down there. We should call up Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany and Sandra and see if they'd go with us on a trip!
Jennifer; "Like, totally, Viva Costaguatamexaria!"
by Cannon T August 19, 2007
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Castagneri

A last name meaning "chestnut seller" in Italian. only the most strange yet badass group of people have the honor of sharing this beautiful name.
Wow, Nicole Castagneri is so strange.

Yeah but she's such a badass. I wish I was more like her.
by arnulfogonzales August 24, 2011
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Costa Wanker

A young wanna be hipster who always goes to the Costa Coffee machines at petrol stations.
' Look at that Costa Wanker waiting for his shit latte'

Or

'I can't get a coffee because the que is full of Costa wankers'
by dog tits July 5, 2016
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Costa Rica

Costa Rica is as close to a paradise as is actually possible.
by Leandro October 26, 2004
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