cosmic possum

A person whose roots are Appalachian, but who has gone on to become educated while still appreciating his or her mountain roots. Coined by Jane Hicks in the poem "How We Became Cosmic Possums" and referred to in Sharyn McCrumbs's novel, "The Songcatcher".

JohnBoy of the old TV show, "The Walton's" was the first cosmic possum.

by GiggyGennelle July 25, 2010

Cosmic Booty

A butt so perfect it contains cosmic powers. It looks so crazy good it becomes impossible to look away from it. Look into the butt, and you can look inside yourself.

Don't be jealous just because your booty doesn't contain infinite cosmic power!

Ashes to ashes, butts to butts. A piece of him shall live on forever, in the eternal dream, of my Cosmic Booty.

by Siim August 9, 2015

cosmic dd

Chocolate brownie with sprinkles on it , ask roger he'll tell u

I kaked Colin's cosmic dd in Rogers bucket at school lunch one day

by Delgotit October 7, 2015

Cosmic Rust Face Mask

When a woman sits on your face for so long that the pussy juice begins to harden on your face and you are able to peel it off.

Matt: “bro what’s on your face.” Brendan: “I just got done hanging out with Anna and she sat on my face for so long that I got a Cosmic Rust Face Mask!” Matt: “bro that’s awesome, I’ve always wanted one!”

by Schmittledick April 23, 2023

Cosmic spider

The act of a woman squirting glitter as she cums onto Uranus

Anne made a cosmic spider on Brian that he won't soon forget.

by Golden girls 2013 December 28, 2013

Cosmic Brownie

When you take a shit from large heights and aim for the targets mouth

Dude, I just got a hooker to take my cosmic brownie.

by Cyruspeppercorn February 11, 2018

cosmic orgasm

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noun

1. A sexual orgasm so intense that one's third eye is momentarily awakened as they traverse without the restaints of time, logic and physical limitations through the wonders and colors of the infinite cosmic abyss.

"Man, Jessica Alba's booty is sooo fine...."

"Yea, the cosmic orgasm you'd have from hittin' that shit would almost be worth the herpes you'd get."

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012