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corner jacking

a prostitute that kicks any woman off of a street corner because she believes that that woman is tying to steal the corner to work.
the legal secretary was waiting to cross the intersection but the crack whore assumed she was trying to work the corner, then proceeded to corner jack the secretary
by Magdalene St. Vitus March 22, 2005
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cut corners

To do something with less than the appropriate amount of care. Possibly from the practice of taking a short cut when running around a city block, effectively cuting off a corner of the route.
If they hadn't cut so many corners when building that bridge, it probably wouldn't have fallen down.
by RCS May 24, 2004
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counter-strike

Damnit, I should be studying for my exam. But I still pwned you in counter-strike!
by DH December 19, 2004
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Corner Rape

1. When a gamer, usually in PVP Fighting Games, will mercilessly attack the other gamer, not even giving them time to guard.

2. When a gamer backs another player into a corner and proceeds to attack them, giving them no place to esacpe to.
1) Damn n00b corner raped me! I couldn't get a single blow in!

2) I lost the match because the jerk backed me into a corner! I got corner raped!
by geek_me_seymour October 30, 2009
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Counter-Sexual

Counter-sexual refers to the quality of evolving into any sexual orientation, based on the sexual preference of the person who you desire.

A person's counter-sexual orientation can change depending on the sexual orientation of the person they're trying to smash.
Andrew: Ozi recently switched to counter-sexual.

Kendra: Oh, what is counter-sexual?

Andrew: Ozi is a cold-blooded heterosexual, but he became counter-sexual by switching into a trans woman, because he heard that Kira was a lesbian.

Kendra: Really?

Andrew: Yeah. That dirty dog Ozi is a clever counter-sexual because Kira gave up the goods.

Kendra: What a vibe! Who knows what Ozi will morph into next week?
by Sixti060 November 4, 2022
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Shrimp-counter

One who counts the amount of shrimp in their food. Most commonly, shrimp-counters will check their Chinese food to make sure that there is a sufficient amount of shrimp.

A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.
Larry David: "We got our orders back and about seven or eight shrimp were missing."

Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."
by Fragile Frankie May 10, 2009
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chicken counter

someone who counts their chickens before they hatch.

a person who gets over excited about a possibility way before the outcome has been determined.
"They were up so much at halftime he was being a huge ass chicken counter. And they fucking lost. It was awesome."

Bob: oh my god after this game im gonna put all my money on LSU i cant wait..
Steve: yea maybe
*2 hours later*
Bob: I fucking hate the Jets.
Steve: chicken counter.
by the j-dot November 18, 2011
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