When she goes down and meets yo dick for da first time while her mascara smeared eyes make that awkward eye contact with you. But because of her daddy issues she yanks her own head down to give you the head that is Cockward - but you dig it anyway.
Bro things got cockward last night - after I mushroom stamped my new girl she went belly up and took my worm for the first time. I mean she’s cool and all but that cockward lazy eye she gave me was a boner killer.
by CockwRd April 23, 2020
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Don't worry about that Corktard. He just can't be wrong about anything. You know he does that because his penis is tiny!
by RAV4 Leemus August 31, 2025
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