Cool Story Bro 

A response to any of the comments made by Junaid Yasin, a brown senior at Parkway West High School because everything he says has completely no relevance to the current conversation. Cool Story Bro is also known as the "ultimate shutdown".

Cool story bro.

Cool Story Bro by coolstorybro123456 February 22, 2011

Cool Story Bro 

A slang you say when someone is talking about shit you don't care about, it is unappealing to you and you feel like you are going to split into a freaking coma.

You tell the faggot in a sarcastic manner, "Cool Story Bro".

Hobo: I ORDERED 5KG OF CRACK FROM PIZZA HUT!
Troll: Cool Story Bro.

Cool Story Bro by SaviourZealot October 6, 2011

Cool story bro 

A phrase used toward someone if you don't really care what they are saying, or your just joking around trying to annoy them.

"Yo I just got some new kicks", You: Cool story bro, tell it again?!

Cool story bro by your a yickkkkkk August 30, 2013

cool story bro 

A phrase used by awesome men with 7in.+ penis' and meant to be used when women talk about long boring stories when trying to watch football or doing something more important.

Also, used towards men when their annoying.

-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.

Girl: "Omg today was the worst day! i spilled coffee on my shirt!"
Guy: "Cool story bro"

Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.

Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"

cool story bro by Blueboy7thst November 14, 2011

cool story bro 

meaning

we don't really care, please shutup.

originated at south sydney high school from a certain matthew holiday.

Unless you are him or italian, don't even try to claim it.

cool story bro

cool story bro by yehmancoolstory December 5, 2010

Cool Story Bro 

Not listening and doesn't care if comes off rude

Friend: Yea so yesterday i went on this really awesome travel and it was so cool

Bored Person : Cool story Bro

Cool Story Bro by SmartCockAsian May 17, 2019

Cool bro, story

A saying said to someone when you don't give a shit about the story they just told.

Person One: "(Tells extremely lengthy anecdote about his grandma knitting him a sweater)"
Person Two: Cool bro, story

Cool bro, story by Tammy McShammerson May 2, 2010