conversation hi-jacker

Noun - one who overhears your conversation and inserts their own personal thoughts into said conversation without invitation. Often the hi-jacker's words will have no relevance to your conversation and has only served to take said conversation on a 20 minute tangent to nowhere.

Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.

"So I was discussing the bar scene at my alma-mater with Jen when Elle hi-jacked our conversation and we ended up talking about brownies for twenty minutes. Dammit."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."

by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008

parking lot conversation

n. A long-winded discussion among group of three or more people often due to indecision of where the party wants to go next (often pertaining to eating). This often takes place in a parking lot.

I was just going to say hi to Joe for a moment, but it winded up becoming a parking lot conversation.

Manny: What took you guys so long?
Harry: I was stuck in a parking lot conversation.

by d_art December 19, 2008

conversation rape

When an unfortunate, socially-awkward douchebag decides to engages a hapless victim in unwanted conversation. The victim is forced to carry on the conversation out of social courtesy (the very principles of which the rapist disregards). The victim is left feeling used and in need of therapy. The rapist proceeds to the next victim.

Me: I think conversation rape should be illegal at school.

Douchebag: REALLY? I THINK SO TOO. WE SHOULD START A CLUB. START A CLUB WITH ME?????? DO YOU NEED HELP WITH HOMEWORK?

Me: ...Go away.

by silencedoesn'tmeanconsent September 21, 2009

Flying Horseshit Conversation

The humorous conversations you have (usually while drunk or high) that go on about abstract, "what if" scenarios for very long lengths of time, usually until someone says something stupid and you all quit so they won't talk again.

We had a flying horseshit conversation about maxi pads, and decided that they would be better off called "blood sponges," prompting the new cartoon character "Blood Sponge Square Pants."

by Jake December 9, 2003

conversation starting question

a question used to continue a conversation, normally found at the begining or at a weak point in a conversation. Usually are worded so more information can be used to answer then is strictly required. Can also be used to refer to statments that imply more information is required.

You completly trashed my conversation starting question with your one-word answer.

by penpinsbutterfly December 28, 2007

Conversational Jesus

A person with the ability to turn a conversation about water into a conversation about wine.

A: After my work-out i was really thirsty, i would have killed for some water.
B: Then why didn't you just un-cork a good bottle?
A: Un-cork? .... are you talking about wine again?
B: Of course, what else?
A: Man, you'r a true Conversational Jesus!..

by Darkwing Warming April 20, 2011

conversation sex

An intimate conversation between two people where they explore the opposing person's mind, penetrating every possible entrance to their brains. Conversation sex is used to get to know the other person at a deeper level then day to day conversation allows.

"I really felt like I got to know her last night; we had some tight conversation sex."

"He said he was into poetry three times, but I didn't respond....dropping big hints for some hot conversation sex."

by jj ponderosa January 16, 2012