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Continental Breakfast 

A sexual procedure involving a small amount of cooking. Ideal for horny mornings or just for those with some kind of food fetish. At least 1 egg will be required, if not more.

The egg yoke is used for lubrication in either vaginal or anal sex (careful of little flecs of eggshell). After the man has ejaculated, the puree of fluids is caught in a bowl or straight into a pan and fried. Top with a sprinkling of salt and a dash of pepper and serve ala carte. Delicious!
"Bitch was naggin first thing in the mornin, so I fucked her up a quick continental breakfast."
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Continental Island 

The place where we live floating on an Oceanic Surface.
Grace told me that we live on a Continental Island. Fuck, she is right.

continental salami 

Blowing off a number of European men with throbbing red loins
Me and my mate fred just had a continental salami. Man, those guys were horny.

Continental Hot pot

Jail term for having a shot of heroin.
Brother come back to the sell for a continental hot pot .

Continental Breakfast 

A cheap “breakfast” that CEOs and managers get their employees, paid for with their corporate credit card, and with a copy of the receipt to give to the company so that they can get reimbursed, because god forbid you spend 1/100,000th of your yearly salary on your staff to show that you actually give a rats ass about them. Typically purchased from whichever donut shop is the cheapest (and on their way to work so they don’t need to use an extra $0.90 of gas), this meal is comprised of donuts and/or muffins, fruits, toast, and coffee.
CEO: On Monday we will feature a continental breakfast for the first time in two years to show you all how much we appreciate your hard work that you prioritize over spending time with your family so that you can still afford to pay rent.

Continental Grift 

When a grift, scam, or con moves across continents.
I saw a financial scam in the US, but when I saw it again in Europe, it was continental grift.
Continental Grift by marketdoctor January 17, 2024

Continental Breakfast Man

Continental Breakfast man is the man in the Jordan Peele skit where he eats the pit of the doughnut and the forbidden fruit.