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dale conspiracy theory

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when you take two things that have no relation and mash them together

example: if you smoke weed, that must mean you cant drive
ex 2: if you like to party and get drunk, you must have had gay sex
you just put two things that have no relation together in a sentence, thats a dale conspiracy theory.
by rickpocalypse February 13, 2020
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The devil has left Miley Cyrus and entered Katy Perry. Miley's new album is completely different than what work she was doing in the past few years, and she looks different. More laid back and herself. Now Katy has done just what Miley was doing.
by urbanrae June 16, 2017
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A binge is an event in which a group of people gather in a house to take a high volume of drugs and / or alcohol and generally get off their tits.

A binge conspiracy theory is an event in which something strange, obscure or mysterious happens. Due to the lack of sleep and / or generally being fucked, the congregation of people have to discuss the events (often making jokes) to deduce theories as to what has happened in reality and who has caused it.

The 'strange mysterious event' is often something extremely simple caused by someone misplacing an object, but the confusion is intensified by everyone being off their heads.
Binge conspiracy theories are often shortened to the initialism 'BCTs'
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Binge Conspiracy Theory - BCT:
Someone empties a full bottle of cordial into a jug, leaves the jig and takes the bottle. Everyone then notices but the culprit could be anyone in the room, and the group have to create theories as to what the fuck has just happened.
by liamisg June 16, 2012
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anti-conspiracy theory

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A conspiracy theory that makes your 40 year old Facebook mom believe they should get vaccinated or believe the earth is round.
Anti-conspiracy theory: “The earth is actually flat, however the government wants you to thinks its flat. When in reality it’s round”
by Startupedition May 10, 2023
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Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
Typically a conspiracy that does less harm than the other theories.
It often leads to more dangerous conspiracy theories.
Hence the term " gateway"
E.G: flerfers or flat-earthers theory could be less dangerous than say, a theory that the the elites are out to destroy us all, as it USUALLY has no real-life consequence.
Whereas a conspiracy theory that states the elites are out to destroy us all can lead upto and include death by suicide, paranoia, etc.
Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
That bloke that topped himself used to just be into #GatewayConspiracyTheories, flat earth, etc.
Then he went onto the hard stuff, like the elites want to kill us all.
by Daniel00 December 31, 2023
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The recognition that much of what conspiracy theories attribute to secret plots is actually the visible, predictable operation of power in open view. Where conspiracy theorists see hidden cabals, Consent by Power sees institutions functioning as designed: media serving corporate interests, politicians serving donors, police protecting property, courts favoring wealth. It's not a secret because it doesn't need to be—it's how the system works, openly, legally, with public consent manufactured through the very processes conspiracy theories imagine are hidden. The opposite of conspiracy theory isn't "nothing happens"—it's "everything happens exactly as power would predict, and we let it."
Consent by Power (Opposite of Conspiracy Theory) "You think there's a secret committee controlling the media? That's a conspiracy theory. The reality is Consent by Power: media owners openly have interests, openly shape coverage, and we openly consume it. No secret—just power, visible and permitted. The conspiracy isn't hidden; it's hiding in plain sight."
by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026
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The observation that what looks like mysterious agreement across institutions is actually the predictable result of shared interests, common training, and aligned incentives—all operating openly. Where conspiracy theorists imagine secret coordination, Consensus by Power sees the normal functioning of elite networks: similar backgrounds, similar educations, similar social circles, similar interests producing similar conclusions without any need for secret meetings. The consensus isn't manufactured in back rooms; it's manufactured in prep schools, Ivy League seminars, corporate boardrooms, and exclusive clubs—all visible, all legal, all operating exactly as designed.
Consensus by Power (Opposite of Conspiracy Theory) "Both parties agree on the fundamentals of economic policy. Conspiracy theorists imagine secret meetings. Consensus by Power says: they all went to the same schools, read the same books, take the same donors, move in the same circles. No conspiracy needed—just shared interests producing shared conclusions, openly."
by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026
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