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confessional

A type of one on one, consisting of a close-up shot of cast members talking directly to camera. Confessionals are used to provide narration, exposition, and commentary on ongoing action within the show. They present cast members in isolation, providing a sense of intimacy in which emotions may be close to the surface.
She was smiling in his face, but was talking smack about him in the confessional.
by thatonestraightupgangsta July 23, 2019
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Confessional Catholic

Someone who lives sin 6 days a week, even the same one weekly, and Worships on Saturday Confessions.
by pornstitute September 6, 2022
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Bub's Concession Stand

A popular hangout site for characters in the "Homestarrunner.com" series; run by a "hip" character named Bubs, who sells Swiss rolls.
Strong Bad and the Cheat treated themselves to food at Bub's Concession Stand.
by Strokes fan February 1, 2004
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Congressional Booty Office

(n.)- Highly secretive Washington, DC dance club (referred to in public as the 'CBO' or 'Congressional Budget Office') located beneath the old supreme court chambers of the US Capitol. Constructed during the renovation of the Capitol building after its torching at British hands in the War of 1812, it hosts some of the hottest escorts y'all ever saw and has been the site of many political conflicts which have changed the course of American history. Most recent of these was Senator Harry Reid's (D-NV) crazy fucking chain fight beatdown of Representative Mike Pence (R-IN), an event credited with securing crucial votes for the passage of health care reform. Other historic events taking place there include:
-John C. Calhoun's totally dickish keying of Abraham Lincoln's tricked out carriage, an act of aggression which elevated North-South tensions in the years before the Civil War
-The lap dances received by anti-suffragist lawmakers, thus increasing their respect for women and changing their votes on the eve of a crucial vote on the 19th amendment
-The awesome blowjob given by Sarah Palin to a senior McCain campaign adviser who, after multiple hits on the CBO's famous eight foot bong known affectionately as "The General Sherman," made the campaign-crippling decision to recommend her as John McCain's running mate in the 2008 presidential election.
Representative A (on phone): Hey you commie faggot, I'll show you where to shove your goddamn environmental regulations.
Representative B: Fuck you, you racist neo-nazi asshole. If you want to fight let's take this to the Congressional Booty Office, pussy.
by Cook1903 May 1, 2010
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Concessionista

I'm a Concessionista at Cinemark!
by bassdownlow January 8, 2011
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confession

Spilling your guts in the hope of divine forgiveness, possibly about spilling someone elses guts.
"I mutilated hoards but I'm sorry! Please let me into heaven."
by sachi D February 21, 2005
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Confessions of a Video Vixen

Controversial book written by Superhead, aka Karrine Steffans, noted dick-sucker and video-ho. Alot of rappers are mad, because she talks about how she gave them head and they don't want thier wives to find out. She keeps the identity of only one of the many rappers she sucked-up secret, she refers to him as "Papa" in the book. Many people are wondering who "Papa"is.
Book enthusiast 1: "Have you read 'Confessions of a Video Vixen' Yet?"
Book enthusiast 2: "Yes, I finally broke down and got it cuz it was on sale! I had to go take a shower after I read it, though! What a nasty slut!"
by nastina June 11, 2006
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