complicated

Potentially lethal

"I get these very complicated migraines that could induce strokes."

by Perpetuating Punk Rock May 3, 2010

complicated 8

when you insert your penis through any gash and or hole (most likely belly button or ear) in a woman/male while he/she fingers your anus while having a heated verbal debate on current politics

Jim: hey you hook up with that girl from the bar?
Kyle: yeah boooiiii I gave her dat complicated 8 homie

by poonslaya96 January 22, 2017

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

by posaidon April 13, 2023

Complicicated

Something which is so complicated, it deserves an extra syllable added to the word, just to express how fucking complicated it is.

Having Friends = Simple.
Having Friends with Benefits = Unsimple.
Having a Girlfriend = Complicated.
Finding a baby on your doorstep with your ex-girlfriends name attached = Complicicated.

by satyrcynic February 27, 2010

Complicated

Indecisive about everything, at times cannot make up her mind. Using “Bye Felicia” is a key component to complicatedness.

Stop being complicated Alexis 🙄

by Child.Of.God January 10, 2018

depressed, complicated hipster act

An often repeated theatrical routine performed by certain types of hipsters, which is consciously and meticulously rehearsed in advance. While everyone experiences depression, and experiences it in different ways, hipsters often seek to externalize their negative emotions in a manner designed to give the impression that they are more complicated and interesting than the everyday, garden variety hipster. Recurring themes include: sprinkling conversation with Keats references, wearing tight-fitting and threadbare Joy Division t-shirts, and getting inebriated on expensive cognacs every single night of the week. As with all hipster routines, the ‘depressed, complicated hipster act’ is nothing more than a tiresome fashion aesthetic, as well as a pretentious, stilted attempt at projecting a unique persona.

Normal dude #1: Should we call Simon and see if he wants to grab a burger and a few beers?

Normal dude #2: Actually, Simon doesn’t eat anymore—it’s his latest thing. And, no, don’t call him. I’m getting tired of his depressed, complicated hipster act. We can’t afford to drink in his bars, anyway.

by Morrish Windshor June 1, 2011

complicated

adj. 1. A supremely amalgamated human female specimen 2. A woman exuding hotness 3. An impressive aspect of the female anatomy, particularly the breasts or buttocks

"Hot face, model stare, nice ass, stacked ... Yeah, I'd say she's complicated."

- or -

"Damn yo, that ass is straight-up complicated! I want to motorboat it, but it looks too serious for me."

by cmak May 27, 2006